10. How the Grinch Swole Christmas-Tale of a jacked green dude who can’t stop getting his pump on, even to enjoy the holiday season.
9. Frenchie the Snowman–Sad noir of the world’s rudest snowman.
8. Christmas with the Spanx–Story of slimming undergarments and lots of holiday snacking…you can pretty much fill in the plot from there.
7. A Christmas Story 2
6. Pruncer–Epic struggle of a reindeer who gets locked inside a fruit dehydrating facility for the week-long Christmas shutdown.
5. Rudolph the Normal-Nosed Reindeer
4. Four MILLION Christmases–Story of a cockroach couple who have 24-hours to visit with all of their dysfunctional relatives before the exterminator’s December 26th visit.
3. The Santos Clause–A two-hour snooze-fest breaking down the contract of Buccaneers’ kicker Cairo Santos.
2. A Christmas Story Two on Rerun
1. (No) Miracle on 3rd or 4th Street–Virginia spends the entire hour and forty-two minutes trying to find Santa, only to realize in the movie’s final scene that (#SPOILER ALERT) he’s been thirty blocks north the whole time.