By: Stocktony 10. Mac (N Cheese) Davis (via Randy Richardson) 9. Johnny Cash(arole) 8. Gravy GaGa 7. Sam Cook 6. Hamk Williams 5. CoЯn 4. Eddie Rabbit 3. Jimmy Buffet 2. Venison Gill 1. Eaty Gourmet … [Read more...] about A Second Helping of Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
Thanksgiving
Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
By: Stocktony 10. Macy Gravy 9. Axl Rosé 8. Giblet and Sullivan 7. Peter Yamton 6. Duck Owens 5. Al Green(bean casserole) 4. Tater Swift 3. Elvis Parsely 2. Goose Springsteen 1. Chuck (CRAN)Berry … [Read more...] about Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
Thankful
By: Stocktony Five years ago, my mother was stricken by a massive brain aneurysm. I'm still not sure how she pulled through. It was miraculous. I spent Thanksgiving 2011 in a Bowling Green rehab room, eating a gas-station sub...thankful for every minute. Thankful that my … [Read more...] about Thankful
Top Ten Thanksgiving Tips
By: Stocktony 10. Always insist on nothing but actual turkey, never buzzard or condor. 9. A saltwater brine will add juiciness and flavor to the meat, but so will lots of gravy. 8. Giblets make a great last-minute gift for your pets. 7. Yams aren't sweet potatoes, no … [Read more...] about Top Ten Thanksgiving Tips
Family Thaws Turkey (Satire)
By: Stocktony With Thanksgiving just a few days away, local family, the Willsides, have begun thawing their turkey...for 2017. "You can never be too prepared, and with a turkey this big," Hector Willside said of the nearly 11-lb bird, "you have to get thawing … [Read more...] about Family Thaws Turkey (Satire)