By: Stocktony 5. Be an Early Bird--LIterally. Be a bird. Think about it: have you ever seen a magpie waiting in a deep line of grumpy parents wrangling overly sugared kids at your local mall? I, for one, have not. Early birds (or middle and late birds, for that matter) … [Read more...] about Stocktony’s Top 5 Holiday Hacks
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Appreciating Santa, the Jolly Old Elf
By: Stocktony You may be a Scrooge or a Grinch each and every holiday season. You might despise the hustle and detest the bustle of the can of frenetic, Capitalistic worms that Black Friday opens up. Perhaps green and red just don't do it for … [Read more...] about Appreciating Santa, the Jolly Old Elf
Santa’s Starting Lineup (Reindeer Football)
By: Stocktony Here, in the Christmas season, I was sitting around wondering: what if Santa's reindeer lineup could be players on a hooved football team? What position would they play? How good would they be? I assume that all people, in their quiet time, ponder similar … [Read more...] about Santa’s Starting Lineup (Reindeer Football)