By: Stocktony Watching game film late Thursday night, Bengals’ Coach Zac Taylor and his staff saw something they were not prepared for. “It was surprising beyond words. Nothing any of us or the entire Southern Ohio region expected would come from someone on this team. A … [Read more...] about Bengals Player Uses Shoulder to Hit Opponent (Satire)
Roger Goodell
Pillow Thoughts (Part 1)
By: Stocktony I, like many guys, spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about sports. Heck, I even blog and podcast about it, as I hope you know. The other night, a thought hit me as my head was hitting the pillow: what if I had a weekly column called "Pillow … [Read more...] about Pillow Thoughts (Part 1)
Just Take the L, Rog
By: Stocktony (With apologies for super hot takiness.) You've been beaten, Rog. Just take the L. Take your ball, no matter how many PSI it may contain, and sulk on back home. You've proven time and time again that you can't get these things right. Let's begin the season … [Read more...] about Just Take the L, Rog
#SportsBeefs
By: Stocktony The punches were traded, fast and furiously, a real-life Twitter beef between two megastars. The anger avalanche started by Taylor and Nicki has gathered the snows of millennial ire and some actual other superstars as it thunders down Social Media Mountain with … [Read more...] about #SportsBeefs
Garofalo Prepares for Brady’s Absence
By: Stocktony Ex-Saturday Night Live comedian, Janeane Garofalo said Monday that she was more than prepared to take over for Tom Brady if Commissioner Roger Goodell upholds the league's four-game suspension. "I'm just going to give it my all and good lord willing, I'll be … [Read more...] about Garofalo Prepares for Brady’s Absence