By: Stocktony Watching game film late Thursday night, Bengals’ Coach Zac Taylor and his staff saw something they were not prepared for. “It was surprising beyond words. Nothing any of us or the entire Southern Ohio region expected would come from someone on this team. A … [Read more...] about Bengals Player Uses Shoulder to Hit Opponent (Satire)
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Top Ten Names for Erroneous Penalty Flags
By: Stocktony Have you noticed a proliferation of picked-up penalty flags in the NFL lately? Me too. Here are my top ten names for said flags. 10. The phantom flag 9. The haphazard hanky 8. The terribly timed textile 7. The erroneous ensign 6. The … [Read more...] about Top Ten Names for Erroneous Penalty Flags
Help Me Out Here, NFL
By: Stocktony It's Thursday. Time for some good old fashion mediocre professional football, and even though it's the Browns, I'd watch it. But I can't... My cable provider gives me neither a single package nor one tiny a la carte option to add the NFL Network. Not … [Read more...] about Help Me Out Here, NFL
Throw Back the Throwbacks, NFL
By: Stocktony Throwback unis. I started my KySportsGuys career writing about uniforms way back in March of 2015 (go check out "So Good, Knight" in our archives section.) In that post I sort of bemoaned the alternate jersey. In this one, I want to focus solely on … [Read more...] about Throw Back the Throwbacks, NFL
Three Random NFL Takes
By: Stocktony I have become pretty disenfranchised with the whole hot take aspect of sports commentary. Too many shows, too many "experts," too many takes. So, this is truly as close as I get to delivering the fire 🔥🔥🔥. Here are three random NFL takes … [Read more...] about Three Random NFL Takes