By: Stocktony 10. "The Germinator" 9. "The Sunday Driver" 8. "Ricky Rightturn" 7. "Four Scuffs" McGee 6. "Hung Throttle" Hank 5. Jimmie Johnson 4. Albert "the Chauffeur" 3. Paul "Pacecarcrasher" 2. "High" Banks Harold 1. "The … [Read more...] about Top Ten Worst NASCAR Nicknames
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Top Ten OTHER Names for Tonight’s Moon
By: Stocktony Crazy, wild sanguine moon Brighter-than-the-normal brightest moon you’ve seen at least 200 times. Charles Don’t look!....too late...someone Super Blood Wolf Moon-ed you Another normal Sunday night at the … [Read more...] about Top Ten OTHER Names for Tonight’s Moon
Early Christmas Morning Musings
By: Stocktony When you wake up at four am on Christmas, you’re supposed to stay awake, right? Go sit on the couch, turn on the tree, admire the presents one last time, count blessings, remember fondly those who are no longer here, but who will never really be … [Read more...] about Early Christmas Morning Musings
Appreciating Santa, the Jolly Old Elf
By: Stocktony You may be a Scrooge or a Grinch each and every holiday season. You might despise the hustle and detest the bustle of the can of frenetic, Capitalistic worms that Black Friday opens up. Perhaps green and red just don't do it for … [Read more...] about Appreciating Santa, the Jolly Old Elf
Top Ten Least Watched Christmas Movies
By: Stocktony 10. How the Grinch Swole Christmas-Tale of a jacked green dude who can't stop getting his pump on, even to enjoy the holiday season. 9. Frenchie the Snowman--Sad noir of the world's rudest snowman. 8. Christmas with the Spanx--Story of … [Read more...] about Top Ten Least Watched Christmas Movies