By: Stocktony My fantasy football team is good this year. Week One saw me post the second-highest point total in a stacked league, and that’s with poor contributions from two of my top three draft picks. I could--nay, should--be a juggernaut. Well……. Don’t you feel like … [Read more...] about Not Fantasy (Football)
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Stocktony’s Top 5 Holiday Hacks
By: Stocktony 5. Be an Early Bird--LIterally. Be a bird. Think about it: have you ever seen a magpie waiting in a deep line of grumpy parents wrangling overly sugared kids at your local mall? I, for one, have not. Early birds (or middle and late birds, for that matter) … [Read more...] about Stocktony’s Top 5 Holiday Hacks
Bengals Player Uses Shoulder to Hit Opponent (Satire)
By: Stocktony Watching game film late Thursday night, Bengals’ Coach Zac Taylor and his staff saw something they were not prepared for. “It was surprising beyond words. Nothing any of us or the entire Southern Ohio region expected would come from someone on this team. A … [Read more...] about Bengals Player Uses Shoulder to Hit Opponent (Satire)
A Second Helping of Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
By: Stocktony 10. Mac (N Cheese) Davis (via Randy Richardson) 9. Johnny Cash(arole) 8. Gravy GaGa 7. Sam Cook 6. Hamk Williams 5. CoЯn 4. Eddie Rabbit 3. Jimmy Buffet 2. Venison Gill 1. Eaty Gourmet … [Read more...] about A Second Helping of Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
By: Stocktony 10. Macy Gravy 9. Axl Rosé 8. Giblet and Sullivan 7. Peter Yamton 6. Duck Owens 5. Al Green(bean casserole) 4. Tater Swift 3. Elvis Parsely 2. Goose Springsteen 1. Chuck (CRAN)Berry … [Read more...] about Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns