By: Stocktony 5. Be an Early Bird--LIterally. Be a bird. Think about it: have you ever seen a magpie waiting in a deep line of grumpy parents wrangling overly sugared kids at your local mall? I, for one, have not. Early birds (or middle and late birds, for that matter) … [Read more...] about Stocktony’s Top 5 Holiday Hacks
Cats/Cards Football: What We Should Learn But Won’t
By: Coachjhurt When will we ever learn? Never, I guess. But we should. This year's UK and UofL gridiron game should teach us lessons we could have absorbed long ago. But it won't. Among them: 1. When picking sides, never bet against the best player. Ever. The … [Read more...] about Cats/Cards Football: What We Should Learn But Won’t
Cats Football Coaches Deserve Congrats
By: Coachjhurt All things boil down to how you want to look at them. For many UK football fans this year will be a year of disappointment and missed opportunity. Losses to Mississippi State and South Carolina will both look bad from afar. This is especially true if taken … [Read more...] about Cats Football Coaches Deserve Congrats
Bengals Player Uses Shoulder to Hit Opponent (Satire)
By: Stocktony Watching game film late Thursday night, Bengals’ Coach Zac Taylor and his staff saw something they were not prepared for. “It was surprising beyond words. Nothing any of us or the entire Southern Ohio region expected would come from someone on this team. A … [Read more...] about Bengals Player Uses Shoulder to Hit Opponent (Satire)
A Second Helping of Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns
By: Stocktony 10. Mac (N Cheese) Davis (via Randy Richardson) 9. Johnny Cash(arole) 8. Gravy GaGa 7. Sam Cook 6. Hamk Williams 5. CoЯn 4. Eddie Rabbit 3. Jimmy Buffet 2. Venison Gill 1. Eaty Gourmet … [Read more...] about A Second Helping of Top 10 Thanksgiving Singer Puns